Read e-book online 2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing PDF

By Robert Orben

ISBN-10: 0307817520

ISBN-13: 9780307817525

There's no larger, quicker, or more beneficial solution to succeed in out and seize an audience's realization than the adroit use of humor. An apt, well-timed comic story can soothe the opposed, concentration the bored to death, and the spur at the enthusiastic.

In this most up-to-date assortment from Robert Orben, grasp of the one-liner and fountain of humor for the good television and stand-up comics, are accumulated over 2500 brief, appropriate, and sharp laugh-getters that may simply be extra to speeches, lectures, displays, or informal dialog. prepared into a number of hundred different types for ease in choice, the subject material is topical--ranging from acupuncture and pollution to women's liberation and X-rated videos. many of the jokes are one-liners that circulation with a snap and a sizzle that anecdotes and long tales lack.

Here you'll find openings and closings for speeches, plus random and particular remark useful to somebody who has ever been known as upon to "say a number of words." a fabulous device for audio system, writers, and performers, Mr. Orben's most up-to-date ebook also will supply hours of laugh-filled interpreting for everyone.

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8–14), nor that John had seen angels coming from heaven and heard their voices, as he recorded in the book of Revelation. The world view of the first Christians was expressed in, and derived from, the shape and the liturgy of the temple in Jerusalem. Tradition attributes the original temple to Solomon, although the plan for it had been revealed to David (1 Chron. 11–19). It had been rebuilt by the exiles who returned from Babylon in the sixth century BCE – the ‘second’ temple – and by Herod the Great, whose temple Jesus knew.

Trying to express the mystery of the holy of holies in terms of Greek philosophy was to occupy the Church for centuries. There is a curious passage in the Gospel of Philip which shows how the mystery of the holy of holies was described by some early Christians. This ‘Gospel’ is sometimes described as an anthology of writings in the manner of Valentinus, a mid-second-century teacher in Rome who had come from Alexandria. Irenaeus attacked him as a Gnostic, but his followers were serious students of the scriptures and could hold office in the Church.

Within the veil he wore white linen robes like the angels, as he was deemed to be one of them. In other words, those who entered the state of glory became a part of it. The high priests and kings of ancient Jerusalem entered the holy of holies and then emerged as messengers, angels, of the LORD. They had been raised up, that is, resurrected; they were sons of God, that is, angels; and they were anointed ones, that is, messiahs. The robes of the high priest in these two parts of the temple symbolized his passing from the angel state into the material world.

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